THE GREAT AUSSIE NIGHTMARE! It Was Better In My Day, It Really Was … And The Burgers Were Cheaper Too

As we edge near yet another day of confected patriotism and nationalism, Australia’s cultural identity relies on a large amount of confectionery to get over the fact this land is stolen, writes our new columnist Tom Tanuki.

EXCLUSIVE: Hot on the heels of the Adem Somyurek branch stacking scandal, Victorian Premier Dan Andrews has yet another headache on his hands with one of his other MPs with Turkish heritage – Natalie Suleyman – now at the centre of an “edit warring” scandal on Wikipedia over preivous corruption findings. Serkan Ozturk reports.

EXCLUSIVE: Scotland’s football abuse scandal is expected to explode with more details coming out that some coaches perhaps acted together in an organised paedophile ring, being moved on from club to club after raping and molesting young boys with big dreams of being professional footballers, writes Gary Johnston.